CNET Australia’s chief MacGyver has been lurking around the office this past week with a Retina MacBook Pro. Which is all fine and dandy, but it was too standard. It needed to be different; the device was asking to be made unique.
In the spirit of discovery and sadism, it was decided that a new cocktail had to be created: one part Windows 8, matched with one part Retina MacBook Pro.
And so it was made.
This particular MacBook Pro had already had a Boot Camp partition and Windows 7 installation created previously, so the need to jump through these hoops was abated.The Windows 8 set-up program was executed from within Windows 7, and by all reports went without a hitch. So much so that MacGyver missed the swiping tutorial that occurs at the end of Windows 8’s installation.
“Who looks at the screen when installing nowadays?” MacGyver was heard to mutter when informed of the tutorial’s existence.
When the concocting and the shaming was over, what remained was a MacBook with a large resolution running an operating system that it was not designed for. The Windows 7 Boot Camp drivers were installed and worked, but the control panel for the drivers crashed whenever it was opened. This meant that the first accessory needed was an external mouse, for without it, right-clicking is but a delusional dream.
On the first visit to the Desktop in Windows 8, the immediate effect is to notice the sheer amount of pixels available to the desktop: 2880×1800 pixels, to be precise. Whereas OS X will use the pixels to its advantage and render the display with maximum crispness and readability, Windows takes what it is given and by default will assume that 1 pixel means 1 pixel.
This results in the largest Windows desktop that you have likely ever been able to hold in your hand. It’s a large desktop that arrives bearing text that is disgustingly tiny — squinting and moving towards the screen becomes a mandatory activity to interact with the device.
With the display customisation and some unremarkable usage completed, can we make a judgment on whether the Retina MacBook Pro the best hardware to use Windows 8 with?
MacGyver’s succinct opinion on this is “no”.
MacGyver has a point here. For all the wrangling and wrestling that has occurred, all that has happened is that a laptop has been configured to display in a faux 1440×900 resolution from a native 2880×1800 one. None of the scaling tricks that OS X uses for content editing, such as showing images and video on a 1:1 scale while keeping the at interface a 4:1 scale, will be found in Windows 8. The only choice is to select which ratio of pixels works best for you — and taking full advantage of the pixels on offer is going to involve liberal doses of the Magnifier application.
The Windows high-DPI experience is also far from complete. Cursors appear pixellated at high scaling factors, and Metro’s “make everything on your screen bigger” option only brings the WinRT text up to a readable level — if a user needed text in WinRT to be made even larger to be readable, then they are stuck.
Until Apple releases Boot Camp drivers for Windows 8, you’ll need an external mouse for right-clicking. When the touch aspects of Windows 8 are taken into account, what is needed to make good use of Microsoft’s operating system is a track pad that recognises multi-fingered swipes and gestures. You’re not going to find that at this moment with Apple hardware. Another issue is that Windows can only engage the MacBook’s Nvidia graphics card, not the on-board Intel chipset that OS X will use to extend battery life.
Combining Windows 8 and a Retina MacBook Pro was an exercise in frustration — due in equal parts to the hardware chosen and the duplicity of Windows 8, an operating system where there are now two places for everything.
In mid-2012, high-DPI MacBooks are meant for Apple-endorsed operating systems, and Windows 8 is meant for hardware that we are yet to see.